The rudest book ever red

Introduction
A small yet important introduction:This book is a collection of ideas, principles and perspectives.It is written out of love for humans to be able to avoid humans.This book does not mean to teach but teaches all the time nonetheless,which is an ode to how humans function.
I dare you to be offended by this book.It is not ‘the rudest book ever’ but nobody had claimed that prior to this.Superlatives are stupid. Rudeness that is intended and forced is childlikeand childish. Rudeness is spicy and delectable only when it is interpretedfrom indifference, not intended.The ideas in this book can completely change your life or not changeanything at all.
You are an anime character. I have talked more about it in the book. Readit.If you start this book, finish it. Even if it takes twenty years. Even ifwhosoever gifted you this book is long gone from your life, has crossed theriver Styx and into the gates of hell, please, finish it.Here is a cool quote in case you need to be convinced of this book’s depth:‘I think, therefore I am, but if I think well, then who am I?’This is not going to be a very deep book; after all it is about practicallearnings. About making slight changes in the way you see things, whichmay help you avoid a lot of headache.
Deep thoughts require understanding,practical thoughts require application. This book is about the latter, which isnot to say that it won’t have anything deep in it, but that is not the objectiveof this book.I might be lying about the above.Enjoy the book.